15 Sep

google in your language of choice

It was just pointed out to me that google offers more than just the standard languages. Here are a few selections of other languages:

  • Hacker
    Google’s D3F4UL7 (10 R3ZUL7Z) PR0V1D3Z d4 F4573S7 R3ZuL7Z, j0. D1ZPL4Y R35uL7z p3R P4G3.
  • Bork Bork Bork!
    Google’s deffoolt (10 resoolts) prufeedes zee festest resoolts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Deespley resoolts per pege-a.
  • Elmer Fudd
    Google’s defauwt (10 wesuwts) pwovides de fastest wesuwts — wike dat waskewy wabbit! Dispway wesuwts pew page.
  • Pig Latin
    Google’s efaultday (10 esultsray) ovidespray ethay astestfay esultsray. Isplayday esultsray erpay agepay.
  • Klingon
    10 DaqHommey cha’DI’ Google nom Qap. DaqHom tIcha’.

Unfortunately, most of those of the above that are cited as “100%” complete here are not complete. The Hacker version of the About Us pages is complete, it seems, but the others are not.

13 Aug

computer violence

taken from #linux on irc.linux.ie

<dredg> rndc flush
<paul> dont forget to put the seat down after
<dredg> funny guy
<kverens> !flush paul
<doneagai2> Mean Bastard
<davidd> KICK HIS ASS, MOFO!
<paul> dredg: i try
<ompaul> oh yeah here we go again coding through violence
<davidd> 🙂
<doneagai2> ompaul: you mean there is another way?
<ompaul> yes object throwing
<ompaul> yes extremist methods
<doneagai2> ompaul point taken
<bigbro> while(1){ kill -9 `pgrep $person`; };
<bigbro> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa etc…
<ompaul> bigbro mass storage devices for the bodies?
<bigbro> ompaul: Something like that 😉
<minus1> bigbro: no no no. it’s _mwuhahahahahaaaaa_
<bigbro> minus1: Trust me on this one, I need NO help with maniacal laughs… Just ask any of my victims^H^H^H^H users… 😉
<ompaul> vic users – you support vic 20s ?