I’ve filed this under “humour”, as I’m not sure how it could be anything else!

I was reading through some news reports from el Reg, and came across one which linked to an online Russian newspaper, mosnews.com. I read the article, but found the headlines of the other news items to be just plain weird as well.

Are all russians mad, or is this some sort of satire news site?

Here are some of the articles I found weird:

• 25 Percent of Russians Have Sex While Driving
• Teenage Girl Buries Aunt Alive for Selling Dog to Barbecue Shop
• Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified For Sexual Abuse of Apparatus
• Criminals Steal 4 Cars Using Beach Show With Naked Girls
• Russian Arctic City Mayor Wants to Send Tourists to Forced Labor Camp for $450
• Old Lady Finds Diamond Ring in Candy Bar, Returns it to Owner
• Belarus State TV Broadcasts Diplomat’s Homosexual Sex Tape
• Russian Minister Rescued by Colleagues After Nearly Using Banned Word at Government Sitting
• Man Severs Penis on $2000 Bet
• Thieves Swipe Bike From Circus Monkey

I think I will be reading that newspaper in future!