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I’m really sorry about this break in the usual service. This came to me as I was walking to work and I had to get it down.

Wilson spotted House and ran up to him. “Doctor, I have an interesting one for you!”

House looked up from his TV. “How long?”

“What?”

“How long have you been seeing Clare?”

“A [...]

I’d never heard of this guy until very recently, but now I can’t get enough of it.

Here he is with Zhahan Azruni doing the most amazing version of Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody #2.

And here he explains what a conductor does.

You know how annoying people are when they double-click on links on the Internet?

Here’s the cure – an alert on every link on your site which pops up when someone double-clicks. Needs jQuery.

$(document).ready(function(){
$(‘a’).bind(“dblclick”,function(e){
alert(‘WHAT THE HELL????\n\nNo double-clicking on the Internet!’);
});
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